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Portobello, City of Edinburgh

Landscaping & Gardens in Portobello

Your competitors in Portobello are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

What landscaping & gardens looks like round here

Before-and-after galleries that sell the job on the spot.

We work with Portobello businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Portobello businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "landscaping & gardens portobello"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Landscaping & Gardens — the Portobello map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portobello is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Landscaping & Gardens, and a word about Portobello

You won't win Portobello on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Portobello are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portobello job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Landscaping & Gardens in Portobello

Braithwaite Group — Portobello. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 43

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.1s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Portobello: Trades & Property

Everything below has its own Portobello page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cleaning & FacilitiesElectriciansEstate AgentsPlumbers & HeatingRemovals & StorageTrades & BuildersBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEO

Landscaping & Gardens near Portobello

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portobello town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.