
Portpatrick, Dumfries and Galloway
Analytics in Portpatrick
Portpatrick isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Portpatrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portpatrick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics portpatrick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 620 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Portpatrick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portpatrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Portpatrick
Portpatrick is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Dumfries and Galloway isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Portpatrick, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Portpatrick process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Portpatrick
Delaney Group — Portpatrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Portpatrick: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Portpatrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Portpatrick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Portpatrick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portpatrick town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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