Portslade, Brighton and Hove
Social Media in Portslade
Your competitors in Portslade are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Portslade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portslade businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media portslade"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 20,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Portslade map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portslade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Portslade
With around 20,000 people, Portslade isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portslade job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Portslade
Pemberton Bros — Portslade. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 44
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Portslade: Services
Everything below has its own Portslade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Portslade bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Portslade
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portslade town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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