
Portsoken, Greater London
Analytics in Portsoken
Nobody in Portsoken rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Portsoken businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portsoken businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics portsoken"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Portsoken map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portsoken is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Portsoken
Portsoken is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portsoken job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Portsoken
Braithwaite Group — Portsoken. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 26
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Portsoken: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Portsoken page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Portsoken bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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