Puddle Dock, Greater London
Mascot Design in Puddle Dock
Half the Puddle Dock search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Puddle Dock businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Puddle Dock businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design puddle dock"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Puddle Dock map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Puddle Dock is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Puddle Dock
You won't win Puddle Dock on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Puddle Dock business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Puddle Dock
Merriman & Sons — Puddle Dock. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Puddle Dock: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Puddle Dock page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Puddle Dock bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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