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Quoditch, Devon

Analytics in Quoditch

Nobody in Quoditch rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Quoditch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Quoditch businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics quoditch"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Quoditch map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Quoditch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Quoditch

Quoditch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Quoditch are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Quoditch job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Quoditch

Rowntree Ltd — Quoditch. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 56

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.7s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Quoditch: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Quoditch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Quoditch bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Quoditch

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Quoditch town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.