Red Post, Cornwall
Funeral Directors in Red Post
Red Post isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Red Post businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Red Post businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors red post"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Red Post map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Red Post is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Red Post
Red Post is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Red Post, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Red Post business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Red Post
Braithwaite Group — Red Post. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 59
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.1s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Red Post: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Red Post page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Red Post town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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