Rhodes Minnis, Kent
Email Copy in Rhodes Minnis
Half the Rhodes Minnis search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Rhodes Minnis businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Rhodes Minnis businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy rhodes minnis"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Rhodes Minnis map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Rhodes Minnis is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Rhodes Minnis
You won't win Rhodes Minnis on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Rhodes Minnis process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Rhodes Minnis
Bellamy Trading — Rhodes Minnis. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 51
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Rhodes Minnis: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Rhodes Minnis page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Rhodes Minnis bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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