
Rhodesia, Nottinghamshire
Maintenance in Rhodesia
Your competitors in Rhodesia are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Rhodesia businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Rhodesia businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance rhodesia"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Rhodesia map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Rhodesia is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Rhodesia
You won't win Rhodesia on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Rhodesia job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Rhodesia
Prendergast Trading — Rhodesia. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 51
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Rhodesia: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Rhodesia page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Rhodesia bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Rhodesia
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Rhodesia town centre.
- Maintenance in Shireoaks1 km
- Maintenance in Gateford2 km
- Maintenance in Darfoulds2 km
- Maintenance in Worksop2 km
- Maintenance in Lindrick Dale3 km
- Maintenance in Woodsetts4 km
- Maintenance in Hodthorpe4 km
- Maintenance in Wallingwells4 km
- Maintenance in Thorpe Salvin4 km
- Maintenance in Wigthorpe5 km
- Maintenance in Carlton Forest5 km
- Maintenance in Belph5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


