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River, Kent

Facebook Setup in River

Your competitors in River are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with River businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why River businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup river"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the River map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where River is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about River

You won't win River on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your River business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in River

Delaney Group — River. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 61

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.1s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in River: Social Media

Everything below has its own River page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the River bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near River

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from River town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.