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Everything in Rocque Poisson

Rocque Poisson, Guernsey

Maintenance in Rocque Poisson

Your competitors in Rocque Poisson are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Rocque Poisson businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Rocque Poisson businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance rocque poisson"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Rocque Poisson map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Rocque Poisson is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Rocque Poisson

You won't win Rocque Poisson on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Rocque Poisson job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Rocque Poisson

Pemberton Bros — Rocque Poisson. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 54

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.3s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1700

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Rocque Poisson: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Rocque Poisson page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Rocque Poisson bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Rocque Poisson

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Rocque Poisson town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.