
Seagoe, Armagh City Banbridge and Craigavon
Social Media in Seagoe
Half the Seagoe search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Seagoe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Seagoe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media seagoe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Seagoe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Seagoe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Seagoe
You won't win Seagoe on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Seagoe process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Seagoe
Pemberton Bros — Seagoe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 52
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Seagoe: Services
Everything below has its own Seagoe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Seagoe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Seagoe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Seagoe town centre.
- Social Media in Portadown2 km
- Social Media in Knockmenagh2 km
- Social Media in Craigavon3 km
- Social Media in Drumcree3 km
- Social Media in Moyallan4 km
- Social Media in Bleary5 km
- Social Media in Drumnasoo5 km
- Social Media in Derrymacash5 km
- Social Media in Lurgan6 km
- Social Media in Annaloist6 km
- Social Media in Scotch Street7 km
- Social Media in Waringstown8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


