Selly Oak, City and Borough of Birmingham
Funeral Directors in Selly Oak
Half the Selly Oak search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Selly Oak businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Selly Oak businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors selly oak"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Selly Oak map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Selly Oak is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Selly Oak
You won't win Selly Oak on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Selly Oak job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Selly Oak
Ashworth & Daughters — Selly Oak. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 42
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Selly Oak: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Selly Oak page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Funeral Directors near Selly Oak
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Selly Oak town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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