
Settiscarth, Orkney Islands
Branding & Design in Settiscarth
Your competitors in Settiscarth are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Settiscarth businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Settiscarth businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design settiscarth"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Settiscarth map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Settiscarth is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Settiscarth
You won't win Settiscarth on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Settiscarth are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Settiscarth process.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Settiscarth
Kowalczyk Bros — Settiscarth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Settiscarth: Services
Everything below has its own Settiscarth page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Settiscarth bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Settiscarth
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Settiscarth town centre.
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- Branding & Design in Hackland3 km
- Branding & Design in Horraldshay4 km
- Branding & Design in Rendall4 km
- Branding & Design in Corrigall4 km
- Branding & Design in Bimbister5 km
- Branding & Design in Crookness5 km
- Branding & Design in Gorseness5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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