Settiscarth, Orkney Islands
Email Copy in Settiscarth
Half the Settiscarth search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Settiscarth businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Settiscarth businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy settiscarth"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Settiscarth map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Settiscarth is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Settiscarth
You won't win Settiscarth on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Settiscarth job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Settiscarth
Pemberton Bros — Settiscarth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Settiscarth: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Settiscarth page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Settiscarth bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
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Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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