
Sheepy, Leicestershire
Performance Optimisation in Sheepy
Nobody in Sheepy rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Sheepy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sheepy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation sheepy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Sheepy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sheepy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Sheepy
Sheepy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Sheepy business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Sheepy
Bellamy Trading — Sheepy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 59
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Sheepy: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Sheepy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Sheepy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Sheepy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sheepy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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