Shelvin, Kent
Social Media in Shelvin
Nobody in Shelvin rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Shelvin businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Shelvin businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media shelvin"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Shelvin map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shelvin is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Shelvin
Shelvin is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Shelvin job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Shelvin
Ashworth & Daughters — Shelvin. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Shelvin: Services
Everything below has its own Shelvin page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Shelvin bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Shelvin
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shelvin town centre.
- Social Media in Woottonnext door
- Social Media in Lodge Lees1 km
- Social Media in Derringstone2 km
- Social Media in Selstead3 km
- Social Media in Woolage Green3 km
- Social Media in Gravel Castle3 km
- Social Media in Halfway Street3 km
- Social Media in Barham3 km
- Social Media in Woolage Village3 km
- Social Media in Womenswold3 km
- Social Media in Wingmore3 km
- Social Media in Shepherdswell4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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