Shelwick, Herefordshire
Slate Carving in Shelwick
Your competitors in Shelwick are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Shelwick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Shelwick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving shelwick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Shelwick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shelwick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Shelwick
You won't win Shelwick on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Shelwick process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Shelwick
Pemberton Bros — Shelwick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 36
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Shelwick: Services
Everything below has its own Shelwick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Shelwick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Shelwick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shelwick town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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