Performance Optimisation in Shitterton

Shitterton is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Dorset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Shitterton, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Shitterton process.