Shitterton, Dorset
Social Media in Shitterton
Your competitors in Shitterton are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Shitterton businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Shitterton businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media shitterton"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Shitterton map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shitterton is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Shitterton
You won't win Shitterton on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Shitterton job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Shitterton
Pemberton Bros — Shitterton. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 36
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Shitterton: Services
Everything below has its own Shitterton page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Shitterton bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Shitterton
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shitterton town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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