Shorne, Kent
Email Copy in Shorne
Shorne isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Shorne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Shorne businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy shorne"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Shorne map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shorne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Shorne
Shorne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Shorne are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Shorne, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Shorne process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Shorne
Pemberton Bros — Shorne. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 71
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Shorne: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Shorne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Shorne bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Shorne
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shorne town centre.
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- Email Copy in Henhurst3 km
- Email Copy in Singlewell4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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