
Sidcup, Greater London
Performance Optimisation in Sidcup
Sidcup isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Sidcup businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sidcup businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation sidcup"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 15,400 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Sidcup map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sidcup is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Sidcup
Sidcup runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Sidcup, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Sidcup process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Sidcup
Prendergast Trading — Sidcup. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 43
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Sidcup: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Sidcup page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Sidcup bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Sidcup
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sidcup town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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