Sketty, City and County of Swansea
Slate Carving in Sketty
Your competitors in Sketty are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Sketty businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sketty businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving sketty"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Sketty map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sketty is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Sketty
You won't win Sketty on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City and County of Swansea isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Sketty process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Sketty
Pemberton Bros — Sketty. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 21
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Sketty: Services
Everything below has its own Sketty page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Sketty bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Sketty
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sketty town centre.
- Slate Carving in Cwm Gwynnext door
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- Slate Carving in Olchfa2 km
- Slate Carving in Lower Sketty2 km
- Slate Carving in Killay2 km
- Slate Carving in Mayhill2 km
- Slate Carving in Cockett2 km
- Slate Carving in Blackpill2 km
- Slate Carving in Swansea3 km
- Slate Carving in Gendros3 km
- Slate Carving in Cwmbwrla3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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