Slutshole, Kent
Brand Guidelines in Slutshole
Half the Slutshole search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Slutshole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Slutshole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines slutshole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Slutshole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Slutshole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Slutshole
You won't win Slutshole on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Slutshole are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Slutshole job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Slutshole
Merriman & Sons — Slutshole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 23
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Slutshole: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Slutshole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Slutshole bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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