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Slutshole, Kent

Landing Pages in Slutshole

Nobody in Slutshole rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £249

What landing pages looks like round here

High-converting pages built specifically for ad traffic.

We work with Slutshole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Slutshole businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "landing pages slutshole"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Landing Pages — the Slutshole map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Slutshole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Landing Pages, and a word about Slutshole

Slutshole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Slutshole business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Landing Pages in Slutshole

Braithwaite Group — Slutshole. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 54

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.1s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Slutshole: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Slutshole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Landing Pages without the Slutshole bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Landing Pages near Slutshole

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Slutshole town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.