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Everything in Slutshole

Slutshole, Kent

Leaflets in Slutshole

Nobody in Slutshole rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £100

What leaflets looks like round here

Folded or flat leaflets for door drops and events.

We work with Slutshole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Slutshole businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "leaflets slutshole"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Leaflets — the Slutshole map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Slutshole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Leaflets, and a word about Slutshole

Slutshole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Slutshole business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Leaflets in Slutshole

Hargreaves & Daughters — Slutshole. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 37

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.5s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Slutshole: Print Design

Everything below has its own Slutshole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

BrochuresBusiness CardsExhibition DisplaysFlyersMenusPostersPresentation FoldersPrice ListsRoller BannersBusiness Websites

Leaflets without the Slutshole bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All print design
More print design

Brochures

Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.

from £250More print design

Business Cards

Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.

from £75More print design

Exhibition Displays

Stands, backdrops and panels that draw a crowd.

from £300

Leaflets near Slutshole

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Slutshole town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.