Slutshole, Kent
Service Pages in Slutshole
Nobody in Slutshole rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £125/page
What service pages looks like round here
Detailed pages that rank and convert for each thing you offer.
We work with Slutshole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Slutshole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "service pages slutshole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Service Pages — the Slutshole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Slutshole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Service Pages, and a word about Slutshole
Slutshole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Slutshole process.
Real-world example
Example: Service Pages in Slutshole
Pemberton Bros — Slutshole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 53
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Slutshole: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Slutshole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Service Pages without the Slutshole bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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