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Everything in Slutshole

Slutshole, Kent

Press Releases in Slutshole

Nobody in Slutshole rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What press releases looks like round here

Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.

We work with Slutshole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Slutshole businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "press releases slutshole"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Press Releases — the Slutshole map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Slutshole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Press Releases, and a word about Slutshole

Slutshole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Slutshole are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Slutshole job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Press Releases in Slutshole

Kowalczyk Bros — Slutshole. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 31

Enquiries / month

9.5s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Slutshole: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Slutshole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Press Releases without the Slutshole bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

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Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Press Releases near Slutshole

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Slutshole town centre.

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