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Slutshole, Kent

Trades Packages in Slutshole

Your competitors in Slutshole are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £1,000

What trades packages looks like round here

Website, branding and print bundle built for tradespeople.

We work with Slutshole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Slutshole businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "trades packages slutshole"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Trades Packages — the Slutshole map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Slutshole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Trades Packages, and a word about Slutshole

You won't win Slutshole on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Slutshole are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Slutshole process.

Real-world example

Example: Trades Packages in Slutshole

Fitzgerald Services — Slutshole. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 67

Enquiries / month

7.2s → 1.2s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Slutshole: Business Growth

Everything below has its own Slutshole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Business ConsultancyCompetitor AnalysisDigital TransformationGrowth PlansLead Generation SystemsOnline Presence AuditsStart-Up PackagesBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Trades Packages without the Slutshole bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Business Consultancy

Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.

from £99/hrMore business growth

Competitor Analysis

See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.

from £300More business growth

Digital Transformation

Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.

from £1,500

Trades Packages near Slutshole

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Slutshole town centre.

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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.