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Smeatharpe, Devon

Maintenance in Smeatharpe

Nobody in Smeatharpe rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Smeatharpe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Smeatharpe businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance smeatharpe"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Smeatharpe map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smeatharpe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Smeatharpe

Smeatharpe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Smeatharpe process.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Smeatharpe

Kaur & Co — Smeatharpe. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 49

Enquiries / month

7.1s → 1.8s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Smeatharpe: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Smeatharpe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Smeatharpe bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Smeatharpe

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smeatharpe town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.