Smerquoy, Orkney Islands
Brand Identity in Smerquoy
Smerquoy isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Smerquoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smerquoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity smerquoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Smerquoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smerquoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Smerquoy
Smerquoy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Smerquoy, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Smerquoy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Smerquoy
Okafor Ltd — Smerquoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 62
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Smerquoy: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Smerquoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Smerquoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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