
Smerquoy, Orkney Islands
Branding & Design in Smerquoy
Smerquoy isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Smerquoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smerquoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design smerquoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Smerquoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smerquoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Smerquoy
Smerquoy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Smerquoy, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Smerquoy process.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Smerquoy
Pemberton Bros — Smerquoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Smerquoy: Services
Everything below has its own Smerquoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Smerquoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Smerquoy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smerquoy town centre.
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- Branding & Design in Heddle5 km
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- Branding & Design in St Ola5 km
- Branding & Design in Quatquoy6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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