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Smug Oak, Hertfordshire

Maintenance in Smug Oak

Smug Oak isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Smug Oak businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Smug Oak businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance smug oak"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Smug Oak map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smug Oak is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Smug Oak

Smug Oak is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Smug Oak. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Smug Oak, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Smug Oak process.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Smug Oak

Okafor Ltd — Smug Oak. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 43

Enquiries / month

8.5s → 1.7s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£2150

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Smug Oak: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Smug Oak page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Smug Oak bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Smug Oak

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smug Oak town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.