South Ham, Hampshire
Performance Optimisation in South Ham
South Ham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with South Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why South Ham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation south ham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the South Ham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where South Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about South Ham
South Ham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to South Ham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the South Ham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in South Ham
Rowntree Ltd — South Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in South Ham: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own South Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the South Ham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near South Ham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from South Ham town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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