
Southhouse, City of Edinburgh
Analytics in Southhouse
Nobody in Southhouse rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Southhouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Southhouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics southhouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Southhouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Southhouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Southhouse
Southhouse is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Southhouse. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Southhouse business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Southhouse
Kowalczyk Bros — Southhouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Southhouse: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Southhouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Southhouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Southhouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Southhouse town centre.
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- Analytics in New Pentland3 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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