Splatt, Cornwall
Business Cards in Splatt
Your competitors in Splatt are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Splatt
You won't win Splatt on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Splatt business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Splatt
Ashworth & Daughters — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Splatt: Print Design
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Splatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Splatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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