Splatt, Cornwall
Business Photography in Splatt
Your competitors in Splatt are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £350
What business photography looks like round here
Professional shots of your premises, team and day-to-day work.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business photography splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Photography — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Photography, and a word about Splatt
You won't win Splatt on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Splatt job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Photography in Splatt
Ashworth & Daughters — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 57
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Splatt: Photography & Video
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Photography without the Splatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Before & After Galleries
Transformation galleries that prove the quality of your work.
from £200More photography & videoDrone Photography
Stunning aerial shots of sites, properties and events.
from £249More photography & videoProduct Photography
Clean product images that sell on your website and socials.
from £250Business Photography near Splatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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