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Splatt, Cornwall

Team Photos in Splatt

Nobody in Splatt rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £250

What team photos looks like round here

Headshots and team shots that look professional, not awkward.

We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Splatt businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "team photos splatt"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Team Photos — the Splatt map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Team Photos, and a word about Splatt

Splatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Splatt. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Splatt job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Team Photos in Splatt

Nowak Services — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 36

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.2s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1950

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Splatt: Photography & Video

Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Before & After GalleriesBusiness PhotographyDrone PhotographyProduct PhotographyPromotional VideosReels & ShortsSocial VideosBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Team Photos without the Splatt bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All photography & video
More photography & video

Before & After Galleries

Transformation galleries that prove the quality of your work.

from £200More photography & video

Business Photography

Professional shots of your premises, team and day-to-day work.

from £350More photography & video

Drone Photography

Stunning aerial shots of sites, properties and events.

from £249

Team Photos near Splatt

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.