Splatt, Cornwall
Email Marketing in Splatt
Nobody in Splatt rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Splatt
Splatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Splatt. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Splatt process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Splatt
Whitlock & Co — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 20
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Splatt: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Splatt bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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