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Splatt, Cornwall

Trades & Builders in Splatt

Nobody in Splatt rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What trades & builders looks like round here

Plumbers, sparkies, builders, roofers. Show the work, get the phone ringing.

We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Splatt businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "trades & builders splatt"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Trades & Builders — the Splatt map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Trades & Builders, and a word about Splatt

Splatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Splatt job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Trades & Builders in Splatt

Merriman & Sons — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 44

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Splatt: Trades & Property

Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cleaning & FacilitiesElectriciansEstate AgentsLandscaping & GardensPlumbers & HeatingRemovals & StorageBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEO

Trades & Builders near Splatt

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.