
Square, Newry Mourne and Down
Social Media in Square
Nobody in Square rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Square businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Square businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media square"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Square map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Square is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Square
Square is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Square business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Square
Okafor Ltd — Square. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Square: Services
Everything below has its own Square page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Square bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Square
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Square town centre.
- Social Media in Kilcoonext door
- Social Media in Bryansford6 km
- Social Media in Ballyward7 km
- Social Media in Bannvale7 km
- Social Media in Hilltown7 km
- Social Media in Castlewellan7 km
- Social Media in Ballyroney9 km
- Social Media in Rathfriland9 km
- Social Media in Newcastle9 km
- Social Media in Katesbridge10 km
- Social Media in Widows Row10 km
- Social Media in Magherasaul11 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


