
St John, Cornwall
Website Copywriting in St John
Half the St John search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/page
What website copywriting looks like round here
Pages that explain what you do and why customers should care.
We work with St John businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why St John businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website copywriting st john"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Copywriting — the St John map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where St John is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Copywriting, and a word about St John
You won't win St John on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your St John business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Copywriting in St John
Pemberton Bros — St John. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in St John: Content Creation
Everything below has its own St John page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Copywriting without the St John bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Website Copywriting near St John
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from St John town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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