
Standen, Kent
Instagram Ads in Standen
Half the Standen search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £300/mo + spend
What instagram ads looks like round here
Visual ads built to stop the scroll and start the sale.
We work with Standen businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Standen businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "instagram ads standen"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Instagram Ads — the Standen map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Standen is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Instagram Ads, and a word about Standen
You won't win Standen on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Standen job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Instagram Ads in Standen
Merriman & Sons — Standen. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Standen: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Standen page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Instagram Ads without the Standen bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moInstagram Ads near Standen
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Standen town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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