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Stank, Cumbria

Monthly SEO in Stank

Half the Stank search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £79/mo

What monthly seo looks like round here

Ongoing optimisation, content and reporting with no long contracts.

We work with Stank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Stank businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly seo stank"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly SEO — the Stank map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly SEO, and a word about Stank

You won't win Stank on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Stank process.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly SEO in Stank

Whitlock & Co — Stank. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 67

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.8s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Stank: SEO

Everything below has its own Stank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEONational SEOTechnical SEOWebsite AuditsBusiness Websites

Monthly SEO without the Stank bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Monthly SEO near Stank

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stank town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.