
Stank, Cumbria
Press Releases in Stank
Nobody in Stank rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Stank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases stank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Stank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Stank
Stank is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Stank process.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Stank
Kowalczyk Bros — Stank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Stank: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Stank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Stank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £200Press Releases near Stank
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stank town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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