
Stank, Cumbria
Slate Carving in Stank
Stank isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Stank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving stank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Stank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Stank
Stank is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Stank, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Stank process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Stank
Hargreaves & Daughters — Stank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Stank: Services
Everything below has its own Stank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Stank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Stank
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stank town centre.
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- Slate Carving in South Newbarns2 km
- Slate Carving in Gleaston2 km
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- Slate Carving in Roose Gate2 km
- Slate Carving in Downfield2 km
- Slate Carving in Stainton with Adgarley2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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