
Stelling Minnis, Kent
Performance Optimisation in Stelling Minnis
Half the Stelling Minnis search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Stelling Minnis businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stelling Minnis businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation stelling minnis"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Stelling Minnis map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stelling Minnis is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Stelling Minnis
You won't win Stelling Minnis on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Stelling Minnis job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Stelling Minnis
Kowalczyk Bros — Stelling Minnis. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 51
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Stelling Minnis: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Stelling Minnis page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Stelling Minnis bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Stelling Minnis
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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