
Stripes, Cumbria
Email Copy in Stripes
Half the Stripes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Stripes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stripes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy stripes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Stripes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stripes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Stripes
You won't win Stripes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Stripes. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Stripes process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Stripes
Okafor Ltd — Stripes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Stripes: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Stripes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Stripes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Stripes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stripes town centre.
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- Email Copy in Garlands3 km
- Email Copy in Great Corby3 km
- Email Copy in Wetheral3 km
- Email Copy in Wetheral Plain3 km
- Email Copy in Wreay4 km
- Email Copy in Brisco4 km
- Email Copy in Scotby4 km
- Email Copy in Birkthwaite4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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