
Stripes, Cumbria
SMS Marketing in Stripes
Your competitors in Stripes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200/mo
What sms marketing looks like round here
Short, direct text campaigns with high open rates.
We work with Stripes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stripes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "sms marketing stripes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SMS Marketing — the Stripes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stripes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SMS Marketing, and a word about Stripes
You won't win Stripes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Stripes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: SMS Marketing in Stripes
Pemberton Bros — Stripes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 73
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Stripes: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Stripes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SMS Marketing without the Stripes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £79/moSMS Marketing near Stripes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stripes town centre.
- SMS Marketing in Cocklakesnext door
- SMS Marketing in Wetheral Shield1 km
- SMS Marketing in Cumwhinton1 km
- SMS Marketing in Cotehill2 km
- SMS Marketing in Garlands3 km
- SMS Marketing in Great Corby3 km
- SMS Marketing in Wetheral3 km
- SMS Marketing in Wetheral Plain3 km
- SMS Marketing in Wreay4 km
- SMS Marketing in Brisco4 km
- SMS Marketing in Scotby4 km
- SMS Marketing in Birkthwaite4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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