
Swannay, Orkney Islands
Business Consultancy in Swannay
Nobody in Swannay rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Swannay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swannay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy swannay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Swannay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swannay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Swannay
Swannay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Swannay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Swannay
Pemberton Bros — Swannay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Swannay: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Swannay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Swannay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Competitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500More business growthGrowth Plans
A step-by-step plan to grow your business online.
from £500Business Consultancy near Swannay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swannay town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


